Monday, April 19, 2010

Damn Straight.

 
Thanks Aunt Alice, you've got us pegged;)

Here's to all of you, most importantly our parents, as the life we've built for ourselves here would be hollow without your support & love. Oh, and Joe, thanks for making all the monies & a million other things (including putting up with my occasional mania). There's no doubt, I would have ended up a dirty hippie without you in my life.
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Sunday, April 18, 2010

Beggars & Crazies

 
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We had quite a nice little Saturday, hike in the morning, brought some boxes by the new apartment & hung out with the Baganz's for a while, then headed out for dinner Saturday night. Pretty normal until you mix in the shoeless lady who was dancing ON the train tracks waving her shirt about and giggling in a 'I am beyond messed up, mentally ill & perhaps the dumbest person on the planet all rolled into one.' No matter my dislike for idiotic people, I really didn't have the stomach to see this lady be crushed to death. In typical Swiss fashion (&for once, thank you Swiss people for being incapable of minding your own business) --- a woman walked up to her & basically chewed her a new one, while pointing her finger in the crazy shoeless ladies face (pointing at people in the face drives me crazy, but if ever there was a time for some sever finger wagging, this was it.) The lady finally got out of the tracks about the time we were arriving to the end of the platform, but it sure flustered us ---

And, on a happier note...on our way out for dinner that evening, we happened upon these guys (above) jamming lakeside. I thought it was a legitimate concert. They were good enough for it to be. People were hanging out on all the benches, drinking beer & enjoying the late afternoon sunshine until at the very end Joe asked me for my change to drop in the empty guitar case in front of them (which this little shrimp couldn't see). What can I say, begging's sophisticated here.

Friday, April 16, 2010

I may be special, and I don't mean that in the 'unique, neat, awesome' sense of the term (because clearly you all already know I am)

I woke up early this morning to the sound of someone watching TV in the living room. This was concerning on a variey of levels, most importantly being that Joe is out of town, 2 hours away by train & I'm pretty sure they don't run trains at 4am here. Additionally, as my co-worker said 'what burglar would break in, then sit on your couch & watch the tele? (She's Scottish, although in my book, that's still not a sufficient excuse for saying tele). I was thinking the same thing to myself as I lay there in bed, and then I realized I never closed the slingbox last night before going to bed. Therefore, when Ron turned on the cablebox/TV that our slingbox is linked to, our slingbox activated & I woke up to confusion, a tinge of fear & Jimmy Kimmel. Clearly, a successful day is in store for me.
Later in the morning in the midst of my stupid long commute (after missing my regular bus b/c the stupid train just sat 35 feet away from the station for no apparent reason) I'm on a different bus, sitting there, reading my book. We are pulling up to a stop & a child is screaming, a delighted, 'I love my life!' kind of scream. She carries on doing this for at least 10 seconds. Of course this distracts me from reading (as do old people, shiny things, and being late). So, I look up. Said girl is in her mother's arms, screaming happily & pointing, at ME. She keeps pointing, laughing, smiling & waving. Then, they start to get off at their stop & she starts yelling 'tschuss, ciao, tschuss.' (translation: 'bye, bye, bye') She proceeded (like all good Swiss people) to continue waving & yelling bye to me even after they had exited the bus. Her mother looked confusedly at me, like have you been sneaking my child candies? It took me a while to realize, but that kid totally knew me, you know, like in another life. No one is ever that excited to see me. I mean no one. Honestly, I'll do a test run tonight when Joe gets back from being out of town. The difference in reaction will be stark, to say the least.
Then, post-lunch recess was a bundle of dramas & annoyances. I think my brain was frazzled from all the crazy things I heard & stupid dramas. My fav little guy told me robots cut his grass and proceeded to tell me they live outside & are programmed specifically for his lawn, his mom just has to turn them on. I did not for one second question the validity of this information. Seriously, this kid is pretty much smarter than me. So, on the way back inside I saw this girl Ella who I had asked about 2 months ago if anyone ever just breaks out into song around her, "under my umbrella ella ella." She looked at me like I was special, then stated 'no.' So, today, as I passed her in the hall, I began singing 'under my umbrelllaaaa ellllaaa ellllaa,' the reaction was a mixture of disgust, annoyance & confusion; confusion as in, how is this, clearly impaired, adult let around children on a daily basis? Good question Ella.
For the kicker on my 'I have a love/hate relationship with public transport' emotion, my bus was late to pick me (note: it's all about me bus) up today. Then, every slowski in a 3 mile radius poked on & off the bus & those who weren't slowskies had to buy their tickets from the busdriver, slowing down an already agonizing 'am I going to make my freaking train?' situation. The clock on the bus read 1.27 as we were pulling up to the station (MY TRAIN LEAVES AT 1.28 PEOPLES.) In Switzerland the trains (unlike the buses) wait for no man, they leave ON-TIME. We pull into our spot & I start to run. A girl in tennis shoes sprints past me. My theory in this situation is complex. If the fastest person makes the train, then I'll be damned if I don't. So, actually not so complex. I'm in hot pursuit of tennis shoe girl. We sprint down the steps, then back up -- damn you stairs, I don't want to fall on you & die trying to make a stupid train. All of a sudden, we're on the platform. The doors to the train are already closed. Expletives race through my head. But, tennis shoe girl is still making a go for it, running to pointlessly touch the button to disengage the doors. However, by some faulty stroke of luck, the door opened, just as the train began to move. Tennis shoe girl jumped on. Fuck it I thought, I've always wanted to jump on a moving train, plus at this point it was moving about 3 miles per hour. I grabbed the rail & I was in! And then, a crazy Asian did it right behind me, totally eating it on the entrance to train steps as he/she jumped. I helped the Asian get in & shook a bit while trying to get the door to the train to close again as now we were actually moving & the last thing I want to do is fall out of said train I jumped into. Then, I sent this text message to Joe, 'i just jumped on an fing moving train no joke' Sorry, capitalization & grammar do not exsist in my text messages, deal. (question: Has he even called me for an explanation to this message which I sent over 1.5 hours ago? answer: no -- I think we all know how his reaction to seeing me today will stack up against 'little girl from another life').
All this to get home at my normal time & not 18 minutes later. And then all 18 mintues I saved + a lot more minutes were re-invested in this post to prove to you all why I'm clearly a re.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

For the Love of All Things Holy Swiss Nana

Why did you steal your grandson's sweet flame NINTENDO bike helmet, and then ride around (on the sidewalk) slower than I can walk? (note: this question is not rhetorical) I get that you're 78 & all, but perhaps that's precisely why you should do like the other nana I passed today & walk, albeit that one was muttering to herself. I suppose if the helmet restricts you from walking around with dead eyes while muttering creepily, I'll have to let it slide.

-Crazy item 2: While at school I asked a little boy that used to be one of Cal's close friends what he did over the spring break.
'I went to Singapore, Thailand & Hong Kong.'
'Wow. That sounds great, how long does it take to fly there.'
'Business class.'
'Wait, what? I believe I said, how long is the flight?'
'Oh, 13 hours, but when you fly business class it doesn't matter. You can watch movies on your own TV, eat anything you want, play computer games & when you get bored, you can just sleep.'
Thank you 7 year old. I will restrain from ninja'ing you now. And my mom wonders how we are in the lowest tax bracket in Switzerland. I'm sure that at least 93% (completely made up figure) of all families at the school pay more in taxes than we make in a year. Fancy.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Charlotte's 1!

 

Maybe in honor of your awesomeness Charlotte, the Cubs will do something other than suck this year. Although, I've been busy being awesome for the past 28 years & they don't seem to re-conize.

Additionally, this is my 200th tidbit of interest (aka post--perhaps they are only interesting to me anymore) since we moved to Switzerland. No better way to celebrate 200...

Bottles up C! Can't wait to see pictures of you with cake all over your face!
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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Bits & Pieces

Turns out the Babysitter's Club is hitting the book shelves again, and it's WSJ worthy news. AKA Serious business.

Although saucy, this fantastic step-by-step discussion of how to make a sandwich is classic, Duchek-style, although we all know step 11, right half is implausible for Joe. And, if you have time/have the random, insane sense of humor that I have, check out the entire blog. It seriously rocks life.

Yesterday was the first day back at school & this awesome little girl basically hung by me all recess & discussed such amazing tidbits as:
'I run faster with my mouth open'
me: 'why?'
'I get more oxygen that way.'
Well, duh. (note: she looked silly running with her mouth open & it definitely didn't make her run any faster.)
We also discussed another little girl she is friends with & I quote 'But she knows how to say Coop & Migros like a real live Swiss person.' (note: Coop & Migros are the grocery stores here)
me: 'How does a real Swiss person say it?'
'MIIIIgrosss'
News to me. And probably all those real live Swiss people.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Sehr Schön Switzerland, Seriously.



As if the trips to London & Budapest weren't great enough, Zurich really showed it's best side for David while we were here at home. We walked the city, climbed the Grossmunster, hiked to the top of the Uetliberg & enjoyed beers lakeside. All while enjoying spectacular mountain views. A friend of ours (who has since moved back to Chicago) was in visiting around the same time as David & she said, "I lived here for two years & it was never this good." Cheers to that Ag. As I told David time & time again, he even started finishing my thought for me, 'seriously, I can't believe how lucky you are.' Here's to hoping all our future guests this year (and the list is adding up) have it this good!

Friday, April 9, 2010

Hegeyshalom Budapest


For starters, Hegeyshalom is actually a town in Hungary, on the Austrian border. It was the town David had to pass through on the train when crossing into Hungary, long story. Basically, it sounded similar to the way they say 'cheers' in Hungarian, which was a bitch to pronounce, so for some reason, Hegeyshalom just kept making it's way out. As you may be able to see, we hung out in some fairly dilapidated looking places. Our first night in town, we had a low-key, but delicious dinner out at Cafe Kor, which will be first on the list to go eat at, if we ever return to Budapest. Thursday night, we met up with Cynthia at an unmarked, underground club. There was no sign, just an open garage door to welcome you into what was a completely abandoned warehouse, minus for the 3rd floor, where the club was. There was a huge balcony out the back, with railings at roughly my hip level, typical European issue. If you're too drunk or stupid that you fall off, it's your own problem. So, according to Cynthia, the place had been re-done. Fresh drywall with caulk spots everywhere, re-model style in Budapest. Not to mention the bits of dangling ceiling & presence of 7 year-olds in said club. But, the highlight of the club, was of course, the old homeless man throat singer, who we paid a $5 cover to see. Literally, none of us knew how to react. Instead of lose our minds, we headed out to Szimpla, a bar we had heard about from our free walking tour guide as well. The interior of the place is like nothing I have ever seen, or expect to see again in my liiife. Most of the place was inside until you reach the back which is housed in what appeared to be a giant tent. There was grafitti, bathtubs, unmatching furniture, giant 'outdoor heaters' inside the tent, and that only the ground floor! We were overwhelmed. It was too much to take in.
So, we returned, on Saturday night, which was one of the best nights of David's visit. We decided upon arrival that Szimpla is too complicated a place for just one spot. So, we said with every new drink, we'd move to a new spot in the place. Hence, the private room & the keyboards. Classic.
Lastly, on Easter Sunday, we bumped into a huge outdoor wine tasting, complete with live music on our way back to the hotel for a quick pre-dinner freshen-up. We arrived back to the wine tasting about 6pm, soon enough our dinner reservation time came & went & we continued to sit in the late afternoon warmth, playing cards, drinking wine & eating fresh-made chips. It's hard to find that kind of contentment, the feeling that you could just stay freeze-dried in that moment. The only worries consisted of navigating a toilet paper-less john-on-the-spot & communicating to passerbys that no, that seats not free, I don't actually drink three glasses of wine & play cards with my imaginary friends. Although, I don't think I could create better imaginary friends if I tried.
Thanks boys, for the extra kilo I'm blaming on you & for an altogether fantastic time!

I Gotta Feeling

Our spinning teacher asked me last night if I bike a lot, because I have quote "good rhythm and keep the tempo well." Maybe it's all that dancing to homeless old man throat singer. Seriously people, that sound at the end, similar to a goat bleeting, that's him.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Budapest, by Day



I'm trying out a new approach for this trip, as the night life in Budapest was so vibrant, and different, that really, it deserves it's own post. So, hopefully this isn't too disjointed. We all arrived to Budapest Wednesday evening, after a short, low-key flight for l&j versus a long, trying day for David navigating the Vienna public transportation system with flawed information. Thursday we opted for a Free Walking tour which Joe had read about on trip advisor. It was a great way to get the lay of the land and learn more about the history, economy & culture of the city. They gave advise on prices, areas, food & bars to try. We did a bit more walking ourselves after the guided tour & then met up with Cynthia, who is a friend of Christine's from Dartmouth for a bit more advise & information on the city that she currently calls home. We sat at a cafe and enjoyed the late afternoon sunshine while we all got to know each other & hear a bit about Budapest. It wasn't long before we were all in need of some dinner, so we headed over to Vorosmarty ter where a huge, outdoor market was in place for the Easter holiday. There were enormous pans full of gorgeous meats, vegetables & sauces all on display, their aromas making us all the more hungry (in hungary -- i did, terrible, i know). So, we grabbed some dinner & a spot on a picnic bench & settled in for what ended up to be a huge, not cheap dining experience. Then, we decided to meet up later to go to an 'underground club' that Cynthia was talking about to hear some live Hungarian music. So, we broke for a bit, only to meet up later for what was quite an experience.

Needless to say, we didn't jump out of bed Friday morning. After a later start, we arrived to Market Hall, which has an enormous array of products for sale. Basement, live fishes, fish heads, stank, trauma. Ground floor, butchers, fruit & veggie stalls, the grocery store, but inside a gorgeous old building. Top floor, which is basically just a balcony that looks down onto the ground floor stalls, is where all the tourist shops & cafes are located. It's bargain time & it's apparent we all suck at it. Ah well, fighting over what is the equivalent of $1-$2 for us, when the people living there make, on average 500euros a month, just isn't really worth it.
Then we headed over to the mall which we'd seen had a TGIFridays for a chicken finger BLT for Joe, some things never change. Next we went over to the Opera House to see if there were any tickets available in the cheap seats for the upcoming days. Turned out Friday was the only day that still had cheap ($5) seats, so we bought them & headed down to the Terror Museum for a quick visit before the opera began. It ended up to be quite an interesting visit --- with information sheets in each room in English & Hungarian. On one of the museum walls were photos and names of all the people who died in labor camps, or were executed for being enemies of the state during the Communist rule. It was quite a powerful, well-done space that brought home the stark, if not solely negative, reality of living under the Communist rule.

Now, off to the Opera. I think we were all a bit underwhelmed. It was old, and it looked it. There were plastic pallets in the staircase. There was a surly usher who insisted on David checking his coat, rendering us M&Mless (they were in the coat pocket) and David, we would later find, with a dirty coat. There were rock hard seats (despite the presence of what looked like padding), and there was about 10 inches between us and the row in front. Even I felt the squeeze. However, when the lights when down, the orchestra began to play & the first singer came out singing in German, it didn't take more than 5 minutes for both David & I to pass the f out, despite the relative discomfort of the space. Hey, it'd been a long day, it was dark, and we were without M&Ms. I know our parents certainly couldn't blame us, after all, they are the reason we can sleep under such conditions. However, at one point during the opera, a woman screams & both David & I jerked our heads forward. I looked over at Joe & he was laughing, his body shaking as he tried to stifle his amusement. David wasn't even aware of it after the fact, but I recall it because Joe just looked so amused & probably annoyed that he couldn't sleep as well. So, we spent $5 for a nap. Certainly sounds like monies well spent. We didn't even last through the first act. At 6.45 (it started at 5.15), we woke David up & snuck out. It was painfully boring. We are not opera people, or ballet people. We just aren't. I don't care if it's the thing to do in a place. We aren't doing it anymore just to do. Later we learned, we aren't into some other 'must-do' things as well.

Saturday, we woke up real early to grab our rental car & visit Eger, a small town in northeastern Hungary. Joe was awfully excited about the opportunity to drive through for McDs breakfast. Odd note: no hash browns for you in Hungary, they go straight to the good stuff, fries, in the am. So, we arrived to Eger at about 9.15 and headed up to the castle grounds where the boys got to shoot some bows & arrows. We milled around, but it was a bit run down, so we headed into town, which I felt was pretty much the same story. Nothing too interesting to the place. So, rather than just walk aimlessly, we headed out to the wine caves, which are about a 5 minute drive outside of town. There are all these little, dark places carved into the side of the earth & they all make their own wine. It was fantastic. We grabbed a table outside in the sun & picked our place (R. Steves recommended), then went in to order a glass. And this was when we realized that outside of the city, Hungary can still be a really, really cheap place as it was $2 for all three glass of wine. We played some cards and just enjoyed being outside together. We tried one other place, then got back in the car to head to Szetendre, which is a small town just west of Budapest. To no one's surprise, David & I passed out in the car on the way there. It was just a gorgeous, clear day though & it was nice to be out in the countryside. Eventually, we reached the town, parked the car & realized, we needed to have the rental car back in just about 2 hours. No one was all that motivated anyways, so we just walked through the town, looked at the Danube (just looks like any other wide river), and decided rather than wander aimlessly in a starved fashion, we'd just head back to the city & eat something there. We were getting close when the GPS died & would not turn back on. Somehow, after some bickering, confusion about one-way streets (people park anywhich direction they prefer in Hungary), we began to recognize some area we'd walked in before, located ourselves on our Budapest map & a bit more bickering later, arrived to Avis. We didn't do much else but grab a snack, go into St. Istvans & then, headed back to the hotel for a break before dinner & Saturday night, Szimpla style.

Again, Sunday morning was a slow start. We headed out to a recommended cafe for some brunch which was quite pleasant, although too brisk to sit outside (which we were doing). Then we planned to head out to Hero's Park & the Szecheny baths. The park was filled with statues, trash, and people. Nothing too enticing there. So, we found the bath & went in. We figured out what we needed somehow & all headed in to our respective locker rooms. I wish we would have just aborted mission then. The locker rooms were packed, hairy, unclean affairs. The outside was similiar, packed, hairy, huge men in tiny speedos, cold air, weird smells. People had been saying & we'd been reading, you must go to the bath, it's so healthy for you, etc. etc. As David said, "these people sure aren't the picture of health." It was certainly a cultural experience, the only benefit coming from being able to say we've done it now. And yet, another thing I will not be rushing back to despite the fact we'll be in Turkey in 6 weeks, I'll pass on another bath experience.

Sunday evening ended up to be fantastic, a random, unplanned affair. And then David left early Monday morning to train it from Budapest to Vienna to tackle their public transport system again. He left plenty of time to see some of the city, but similar to our day in Budapest, it was cold & rainy all day. We didn't do much but return to the cafe we'd had dinner at the first night, check out the art museum, made to-do lists for our return home and generally tried to stay warm & dry. We did pass a random, out-door fashion show that was blasting pop music while women strutted by in sleeveless dresses and little girls danced next to us. It kind of summed up Budapest for me. You never know what will happen here it said. Honestly, I would hardly believe some of the places we were, some of the music we heard & some of places we sat if I hadn't been there living it.