Please Chicagoans, Please.

Try this new gym class I just read about today on the inner-web, ZombieFit classes, which, I shit you not, 'help you survive the coming Zombie apocalypse.' "And so, two nights a week in a gymnastics studio in St. Charles, five to a dozen people gather to run, jump, climb and vault up, over and around obstacles that stand in for the features of a city in the grip of a zombie infestation. They also undergo strength and conditioning training because zombies are relentless." Don't you forget it folks.